Hi, I’m Pixel! This story happened quite a while ago, but I never got around to posting it. Sorry about that. Welp, here we go!

Okay, so, one time my people decided to go swimming. But… they let us go through the pool gate! That’s pretty rare for them to do. And just to make it clear, we have a fancy black pool gate separating the pool from the rest of the backyard.

So, me and my friend Wendy went through the gate, and as usual, she wanted to play. So, this time, I decided to accept her playful offer. So we played for a bit, and my people played in the pool for a bit. After a bit of playing Chase, Wendy eventually worked up the nerve to say,

“He he! You know, your quite slow. Have you been eating well?”

To which I said, “Hey! You’re two times smaller than me, or maybe even three times! Of course you’re faster!”

“Huh. Didn’t know you were so fat. He he!”

“WHAT?! Hey! For your information, I’m not that fat! How would you like to have your fur on fire right now?”

“Probably not much. But I know you can’t set it on fire.”

“We’ll see about that.”

Wondering why I was so confident I could set her fur on fire? Well, here the scoop on that.

You see, where the pool gate connects to the house, there was two propane tanks. I think you can the pieces of the puzzle together from here, but if you can’t, my idea was to slam her into one of the tanks. It would make a hard way to learn, but she’s gotta learn somehow, right? Well, it was time to put my plan into action.

When we zoomed by the tanks I set a course to go right in front of her. When I was in front of her, she went to a halt to miss me but didn’t miss the propane tanks. So, I was a little disappointed when she didn’t set alight, but it was still fun to watch.

“He he! Don’t mess with your elders next time!” I said.

She gave me a glare, But then she got called over by my people to make sure she was fine. She was, but she had a small limp that stayed there for a while until a month or so later. But there was was just one thing that bothered me. Before we went inside, Wendy said,

“Told you you couldn’t set me on fire.”

I considered giving her a Barking Barrage, But everyone was around, so I didn’t. Oh well. Anyway, there you have it. The Pro-pain Incident. I hope you enjoyed this story, and until next time, bye!